I AM BARRISTER DAVID BOIES AND I AM REPRESTENTING A NIGERIAN FIRM IN THE MATTER OF THE TRANSFER OF A LARGE SUM OF MONEYS. THIS SUM, $1,000,000,000 (ONE BILLION DOLLARS U.S.) IS FROM THE ESTATE OF A MR. THOMAS WATSON, DECEASED FORMER DICTATOR OF THE U.S. FIRM OF IBM (INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS MACHINERY). OUR CLIENT, THE SUNNYTIME CRUISE OPERATION (SCO) OF ZUNGERU, NIGERIA, IS A LOCALLY CHARTERED CRUISE SHIP OPERATION. WE ARE SUING IBM ON BEHALF OF OUR CLIENT TO RECOVER THE MONEYS FROM AFORESAID ESTATE WHICH WAS PROMISED TO US IN A CONTRACT WITH IBM GIVING IBM RIGHTS TO DEVELOP AND MARKET EUNUCHS AFRICAN TOURS. THE MANAGEMENT OF IBM RENEGADED ON THE AGREEMENT BY STEALING OUR INTELLIGENT PROPERTIES (CUTTING AND PASTING TEXT FROM TRAVEL BROCHURES) AND WE ARE UNDERSTANDABLY AND JUSTIFIABLY ANNOYED AND ARE RESPONDING BY MAKING THREATS AT NEWS CONFERENCES AND FILING FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS AT THE HIGH COURT IN LAGOS, NIGERIA.
KINDLY PROVIDE US WITH A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE WE CAN TRANSFER THE MONEYS GAINED FROM OUR FRIVOLOUS LITIGATION. FOR YOUR SERVICES WE CAN PROMISE YOU $28,800,000 (28.8 MILLION DOLLARS U.S.) AS A TRANSFER FEE.
MANTAINING STRICT CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY IS NECESSARY TO EVADE THE TENTACLES OF THE INTERNATIONAL COMUNISTIC CONSPORACY KNOWN AS "LINUX" WHICH SEEKS TO DEPRIVE OUR CLIENT OF ITS FAIR SHARE OF THE REVENUES.